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  <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:52:53 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I want to be cool like michael, so I got a new journal: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/stanley_decker/&quot;&gt;http://www.livejournal.com/users/stanley_decker/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;comment on it to be added</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:15:45 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>The show was amazing, The Contender was amazing.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 03:18:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/gp/cart/view.html/ref=cs_top_nav_sc/103-7817143-5727050?%5Fencoding=UTF8&quot;&gt;http://www.amazon.com/gp/cart/view.html/ref=cs_top_nav_sc/103-7817143-5727050?%5Fencoding=UTF8&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to buy these, but I dont have any money. Someone should buy them and let me go to their house and watch them.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:43:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Proposal 2</title>
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  <description>Proposal 2 is pushing for an amendment to the Texas constitution mandating that marriage shall be considered the union between one man and one woman. Its important that everyone go vote against it on November 8. We need to show that there is an opposition to the rising theocracy in America, and protest this attack on civil liberties.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone should make a post about this in their journal, and we should organize a demonstration or two.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:22:37 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&quot;Im not a bit political, but Im very patriotic.&quot; - Dolly Parton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what an Idiot</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 01:09:12 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>laptops are so cool. Im pooping right now.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 00:28:44 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Im kind of pissed because Im thinking about having to get a job at a big fucking corporation. Ill have to supply myself as a commodity for rich fat asses to use in their giant scheme to sell useless shit to dysfunctional families that are torn apart by the very system they rely on to buy food, clothes, and shelter.  Ill have to answer to a dumb ass boss. He&apos;ll probably be fat, christian, dumb, and have fucked up teeth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im just frustrated that it wont do much to simply not work at one of these places. It will just keep me poor, and I have books and movies and food to buy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel like punching a cop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want it to be cold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;at least I have Mormonism to rely on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What? Its not real? damnit.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 03:17:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>hey.. hey guys... hey... hey this girl at the taco stand said she&apos;d suck dick for weed</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:58:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Im gonna be in dallas for the weekend. goodbye</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 01:14:35 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>new email: supercalifragahestikalagoothki@yahoo.com</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 00:15:50 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>So, does Red Leader still want to be a band? I know I want it to. Maybe with a different name though, who knows?</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 23:58:53 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Valient Thorr music video:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.volcoment.com/videos/default.asp&quot;&gt;http://www.volcoment.com/videos/default.asp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Great. Success!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 20:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Does anyone have any pictures of me? like my face?</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:51:09 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.purevolume.com/foxyshazam&quot;&gt;http://www.purevolume.com/foxyshazam&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I recommend it, you know it has to be good.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2005 16:09:55 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;border:1px solid black&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;You are a   &lt;center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Social Conservative&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;font shmolor=&quot;#a8a8a8&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;(0% permissive)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;and an...   &lt;center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Economic Conservative&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;font shmolor=&quot;#a8a8a8&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;(93% permissive)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are best described as a:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+2&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;  &lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fascist&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table height=&quot;375&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;375&quot; background=&quot;http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/politics/chart_political.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; name=&quot;thetable&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr height=&quot;6&quot;&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;373&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr height=&quot;368&quot;&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;373&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/politics_you.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table height=&quot;375&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;375&quot; background=&quot;http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/politics/chart_basic.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; name=&quot;thetable&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr height=&quot;6&quot;&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;373&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr height=&quot;368&quot;&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;1&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;373&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://is2.okcupid.com/graphics/politics_you.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Link: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/politics&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Politics Test&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3&quot;&gt;The OkCupid Dating Persona Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:36:37 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I could totally live off of dumpstered peanuts, bananas, and bagels.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 17:14:36 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Im in love with this band&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=9664766&amp;Mytoken=13F2B473-5515-4665-BF4FF3BEC844C2982622964906&quot;&gt;http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=9664766&amp;Mytoken=13F2B473-5515-4665-BF4FF3BEC844C2982622964906&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 18:44:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>We got Magnum Brown, Shoothki - Valoothki&lt;br /&gt;Super-calafraga-hestik-alagoothki&lt;br /&gt;You could put that in your don&apos;t know what I said book&lt;br /&gt;Took-look-yuk-duk-wuk&lt;br /&gt;Shinavative ill factors by the Flavor Flav&lt;br /&gt;Come an ride the Flavor wave&lt;br /&gt;In any year on any givin day&lt;br /&gt;What a brotha know - what do Flavor say&lt;br /&gt;Why do this record play that way&lt;br /&gt;Prime time merrily in the day&lt;br /&gt;Right now this radio station is busy - brainknowledgeably wizzy&lt;br /&gt;Honey drippers, you say you got it&lt;br /&gt;You ain&apos;t got no flavor and I can prove it&lt;br /&gt;Flavor Flav the flav all of flavors&lt;br /&gt;Onion and garlic french fried potatas&lt;br /&gt;Make ya breath stink, breath fire&lt;br /&gt;Makes any onion the best crier&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect&lt;br /&gt;Peter perfect pimped a perfect Peter&lt;br /&gt;Honey dripper - sucker sipper - big dipper - sucker dipper&lt;br /&gt;Drippin suckers like its goin out-a-style&lt;br /&gt;Creatin flavors for the Flavor Flav pile&lt;br /&gt;Lampin boy madina style</description>
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  <lj:music>Public Enemy</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">Public Enemy</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 18:08:53 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Where the hell is Warren all of the time? I think he died.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:51:05 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 06:14:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>today happened like this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-found a snowboard by a dumpster&lt;br /&gt;-went urban snowboarding at the 27 stair downtown&lt;br /&gt;-got hurt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-explored a jungle&lt;br /&gt;-explored a sewer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-livingroomXmosh&lt;br /&gt;-dude sex&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and I think I hear my chinchillas doin it, but when I try to turn around and look, they get freaked out and stop.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 19:16:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I&apos;m afraid of being raped.</title>
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  <description>I just got hit on by a crazy black guy, he asked if I wanted to see a big black cock. Someone should let me borrow a knife, in case I get molested.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 22:46:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I have a bunny wound</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 03:06:41 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>how does one go about subscribing to socialist worker?</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 21:50:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Against Me!&lt;br /&gt;MONDAY NOVEMBER 7TH 2005&lt;br /&gt;City/Venue: San Antonio, TX @ Sanctuary &lt;br /&gt;Ticket Price: $??? &lt;br /&gt;Time: Doors @ 6pm Show @ 7pm &lt;br /&gt;Other Bands: The Epoxies, Soviettes and Smoke Or Fire &lt;br /&gt;Other Info: &lt;br /&gt;Street Address: 1818 Main Street &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;against me will also be in austin the day before the coup.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Coup&lt;br /&gt;saturday november 5th 2005&lt;br /&gt;Austin, TX @ Emo&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Valient Thorr&lt;br /&gt;Monday november 14th 2005&lt;br /&gt;Austin, Tx @ Emo&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;with Piebald, Hot Rod Circuit, Hit the Lights</description>
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